Okay, now I need a laugh

The satirical newspaper The Onion has the online edition of it's back-to-school issue up now. So click here to read it. WARNING #1: Naughty words. WARNING #2: It's all a joke! This is the same news source that said that the nation's capital was going to move to Memphis if Washington, DC, didn't kick in some improvements — a story that was then picked up as real at some Chinese news service.